...Have some of the best grief counseling in the world.
Two guys with beers:
"No worries mate"
"Cheers, mate"

Insector

_{That video was +15 awesome :D}

A badly - worded maths documentary, all about the different possible sectors and bisectors in circles.

Flipper

A documentary about a man trying to break the record, for the most front flips.

The Nightmare Before Christmas.

When Santa has a nasty Nightmare just before Christmas Eve, can Mrs. Clause and the elves cheer him up before it's too late? :<

Dance Dance Revolution

A Documentary About the rising effects of dancing while standing on top of someone else dancing. They call the trend: "Dance Dance".
Rated NC-17.

Call of Duty: World at War

A drama about a solider at war, who really needs to answer his call of duty... or duty calls...er it's a bathroom joke. (awkward silence)

Deep blue sea.

a documentary about a complicated sad letter

kingdom hearts

a action drama about vampires who lives in a kingdom made out of human hearts

who framed roger rabbit

An MSNBC saturday doctumentry about a serial killer that went by the name "Mr. Bunny" who would leave easter eggs filled with the eye balls of the previous victims with the next body. A suspect by the name of Roger Rabbit, a white male who lived in a nearby county, was made a suspect after a loose connection was made with the seventh body, though her eyes were never recovered. The murders stopped after his trial and incarceration on death row, adding to his suspected guilt. However, a year after his execution another murder occured with the exact same MO as the Mr. Bunny murders, complete with the eyes of the victim from 35 years before. As of yet, investigations into whether Mr. Rabbit was wrongfully pursued have found no parties officially responsible.

(And while were on the subject of MSNBC doctumentries)

To Catch a Preditor.

A poorly spelled mockumentary about the search for the mythical "predator" made famous in the Predator and Alien vs. Predator movies in the jungles of "Brazil" (read: Steve's back yard).

Crank

a documentary on crank handles and all of their uses

Hmm no title to work from.

I'll just skip to the next one then.

Troy

A misspelled spin-off following the adventures of everybody's favourite Betazoid - Deanna Troi.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

When Santa has a nasty Nightmare just before Christmas Eve, can Mrs. Clause and the elves cheer him up before it's too late? Rated R.

Left 4 Dead

An episode of Oprah where she talks to women whose secretly necrophiliac husbands left them for, well, dead people. oO

It's A Long Way to Tipperary

A family decides to take a trip to Tipperary. Along the way they become closer to each other and discover the true meaning of family love.
/family comedy

The Matrix.

A robot goes mad and creates a virtual game, in which it forces humans, to fight and kill each other. If you die in the game you die in real life, and every death, makes the robot stronger.

Hitman Reborn (it's an anime)

A hitman comes back from the dead to feast on his un killed enemies.
I'd so watch/play that. :D

Half Life.

One scientist attempts to date the remains of an ancient building using Carbon-14.

Traffic.

A drama showing the lifes of four different people, stuck in a massive traffic block and how it brought them together.

Iron man

The story of the Man in the Iron Mask.

Shogun (book)

The story about a Shogun, being transported to the future in the year 3045, to fight a evil alien race, as his sword is the only weapon that can kill them.

D Gray man. (anime)

A french man who is cursed to be gray for ever. Also its an anime.

Bleach.

The story of Robert Clorox.

Zombie-Loan

A man takes a loan out but, dies before he can pay it back. When he gets to heaven they tell him to piss off because he hasn't paid his loan wasn't paid of yet. So he has to roam the earth as a zombie, trying to become human enough to pay back his loan and avoid eating his friends and family.

The Cube

A group of students get together to study for their geometry test.

Operation Swordfish.

In the mid-60's, a bunch of deep sea fishermen decide to drop deep behind enemy lines in North Vietnam in order to convince the North Vietnamese to agree to a cease-fire. Sadly, they mixed up the coordinates and were instead dropped at their favoriate fishing spot in the middle of teh Indian Ocean. There were no survivors.

Operation Dumbo Drop.

Pm0n3y:
When Santa has a nasty Nightmare just before Christmas Eve, can Mrs. Clause and the elves cheer him up before it's too late? Rated R.

Haaaay copy-pasta.

As to Operation Dumbo Drop:
During the darkest days of World War II, British High Command plans and executes a daring maneuver to stop the German Blitzkrieg in North Africa. Little do most people know that Gen. Montgomery won not due to superior tactics but due to the parachuting of armed elephants onto German positions - until now. Here is their story.

Gone With The Wind

a short story about a boy runs away from home with a mysterious group call "The Wind", he finds out that this group was in fact evil aliens from the future, now he must fight to rescue the planet with only a limited amount of time

gears of war

A history book containing blueprints of tank, aircraft, artillery and various other mechanical designs of military machines ranging from their origins to their modern counterparts.

Resident Evil: Code Veronica

A Sitcom about a secret agent called Veronica who must share her flat with Satan for a month. Hilarity ensues!

Boston Legal

A show about a group of bills who sit around and talk about lobstah pwots.

[PROTOTYPE]

The story of the first model in the class.

Rozen Maiden

A combined Iron Maiden & Guns N Roses tribute band.

The Tell-Tale Heart

In an Alien-esque sequence, a boy's heart bursts out of his chest and informs the school principal who's been scrawling on the walls of the toilets. The boy does not survive.

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