"Surprise, motherfuckers!" I yell, wielding a chainsaw above my head and foaming at the mouth. I chainsaw a mattress in half, then get started on Bryghtside and Jed.

Ah, looks like I lost him. I got out of the vent at the nearest exit. Hmmm, looks like I'm in some kind of cuddly toy store.

Hey, that panda is walking towards me... The toys kids have these days...

I smother sam g with a pillow from behind.

Sucker! My nose is on the front of my face!
I spin around and turn my chainsawous rage on Sentinel.

I use Jed as a meatshield to protect me from the chainsaw, eventually circle sawing down again to the toy store.

Wha- a panda? And Ren3004?

I slip away from Bryghtside and hide under the bed
you'd be surprised how little people look under beds

I watch as a panda walks about and throw knives at it

A bed collapses down on the panda and Ren3004 through the circular hole I cut in the floor, crushing them both, and leaving Jedamethis exposed on the top. I advance on him with my lightsaber...

"SirBryghtside, we meet again. Last time I was the apprentice, now, I am the master". I power up my saber, slash the remains of the bed, and jump at SirBryghtside, but a cuddly panda grabs me mid-jump.

I smash my bionic elbow into the floor and drop down into the basement, then scurry away into the darkness...

I watch aghast as the panda and Ren3004 wrestle.

At least, I hope that's what they're doing... *shiver*

I head to the bookstore, and pick up a hefty book about McGyver's exploits and adventures. I pick up a small piece of chain, some tacks, a powerful rubber band and an empty can of Coke and set to work. I make a complicated little doohickey that doesn't do anything at all. Then I hit people over the head with the book. Who says words cannot hurt you?

I try to free myself from the panda's clutch, but it's proving harder than I thought. I finally manage to stab it in the stomach and the panda's head, falls off, revealing it's actally sky14kemea.

I yell "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

i charge ren3004 with my power armor and beat his skull in with my buzz saw fists.

I run over to Ren3004 to finish the job Excitednuke started, but fall down a hole, my lightsaber flying upwards and cutting Excitednuke in half.

Now I'm in this really dark place. Looks like a basement...

Putting aside my quarrel with SirBryghtside, I reach my hand to help him out of the hole.

I grab the arm coming down.

PSYCHE!

I pull you down, and jump up the hole, leaving you to Jedamethis's fury.

"TRAITOR". Well, might as well deal with this. I aim my saber at Jedamethis's face.

I clamber through the hole, and notice many things, but most notably sky14kamea.

I grab her, and run to the fountain to revive her with its sherbertyness.

I kill Jedamethis and get out of the basement, catch up with Bryghtside and grab Kemea's body.

"I shall be the one to revive her!!!"

As Ren3004 runs with Sky, I cry out "NO! YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!", but he is too far away to hear.

He's heading towards the fountain I blew up with Caesium, not the sherbety one.

Day-um.

I hear a faint shuffling behind me, and turn to see a severed bionic arm creeping out of the hole...

I realize my mistake too late. Sky comes to life as a radioactive girl... I must get her to the sherbety fountain before it's too late.

However, my plan is interrupted by Jedamethis's bionic arm grabbing my lightsaber.

I use explosive telportation to kill sam g by teleporting into him.

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I run to catch up with the bionic arm, only to see it wielding a lightsaber. It beckons me to fight with it, and I take aim with this wierd robot lion thing I found in the toy store.

Leaving behind my lightsaber, I run with Kemea to the sherbety fountain. YES... She's healed... considering she was trying to kill me, this might not have been a good idea.

Before SirBS could fight with his arm, i punt it, sending halfway across the mall.

"Ha Ha, no arm for you!" I say, running away from the fuming SirBS.

Running away from the recently revived Kemea, and realizing I lost my lightsaber, I turn my rage to Pm0n3y. I throw a mento that I had forgotten in the bottom of the package at him, breaking his nose.

I writhe in pain from the strike, and fall to the ground, watching Ren laugh at my misfortune. I then snap it back in place without a second thought. Ren is astonished.

"Oh shit." he says

As i get up i boot him the midsection, making him double over in pain. Before he could recover, i kick him in the face, the force of my kick times backwards momentum makes him do a complete backflip. He lands on the ground with a bloodied nose.

"There, i think that makes us even" I say, turning my back to him and walking away.

Ah, but you made a fatal mistake. I reach into my pocket and grab the screwdriver I had been stabbed with before, sneak up behind Pm0n3y and stab him in the back. As he falls to the ground, I kick his face and yell

"NO ONE BREAKS MY FUCKING NOSE!"

I go back to the pharmacy, in order to find some cotton balls, but I pass out from blood loss.

You're flooded up to your necks, Malevolent is sitting in an airtight closet with a vent on the ceiling, listening to the Jeepers Creepers song.

I send the mechanical lion to chase Pm0n3y, and it does so, ripping his ribcage out.

While doing my victory dance, sky14kamea attacks me from behind, making me radioactive.

We fight *Cue pokemon battle music*

I respawn about 5 feet above Sky and Bryghtside, holding a microwave oven. I smash Sky over the head with it, then flip it open, ram it on Bryghtside's head and switch it on, causing him to explode.

I explode, but due to my radioactivity, the million bits of me are mutated into a million copies of me.

We turn to sam g.

Now you're screwed.

Before they could strike down sam, i respawn next to him

"hey sam, need some help?" i say nonchalantly, while pulling out my energy swords.

Suddenly, water starts trickling through the floor. The lion, energy swords, and lightsabers explode, killing all my clones - luckily, one clone of me, sky, Pm0n3y and sam g jump up just in time, and hang onto an airtight closet with a vent...

I run into the ascension store before anyone else where you become God, then I seal the store and others like it within the mall so no other can have my almighty powers or get in such a store and stand against me, and then I'd get an ice cream and a German shepherd, sit and pretend to be a beggar and the next idiot who is rude to me is in for a very "hot surprise" if you get my meaning!