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Adventurer  Posts: 264 Joined: 29 May 2009     | I'M AN ASSASSIN |
Master Looter  Posts: 2624 Joined: 26 May 2009     | I shot him, It was easy too. How did you invent a perpetual motion machine? |
Looking For Group  Posts: 134 Joined: 27 Jun 2008     | I RROD'd my 360 then had a look inside. How did you reach the centre of the Earth? Early to bed, and early to rise, something something, something about pies |
Master Looter  Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009    | I rode a dinosaur. How did you beat Pac-Man? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3019 Joined: 25 Jul 2009     | Well I'm just so cool the game forfeited. How did you grow those eyebrows? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | I dropped coffee on them by accident. How did you make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? |
Adventurer  Posts: 418 Joined: 24 Sep 2009   | by skirting the nearby Maw black hole cluster how did you kill Lincoln As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009  | With my moustache. It was quite messy. How did you know?! |
Adventurer Posts: 418 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | I'm a Temporal Agent How'd you get the time machine As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Don't you see? The time machine... is within all of us... How did you beat death? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I promised I'd kill someone every day in exchange for a reprieve. How did you get a lightsaber? |
Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Argos catalogue. How did you get 7000 posts in 24 hours? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Trained monkeys on speed manning 70 different computers. How did you learn to play the harpsichord? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I was exiled for seven years in Tibet to learn with the masters. How did you find Jimmy Hoffa's body? |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 593 Joined: 14 Jan 2009   | With a shovel. How did you know what I did last summer? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1913 Joined: 13 Jun 2009  | I'm a certified stalker. SSSHHH How did you survive the Earth's destruction? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | By being on a Vogon ship when it happened. How did you find your way out of the giant worm's intestines? |
Master Looter Posts: 1913 Joined: 13 Jun 2009 | The same way I entered. You don't want to know where I did that. *cries* How did you catch on fire? |
Adventurer  Posts: 336 Joined: 17 Sep 2009  | I was protesting. How did you pick your avatar? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Randomly. How did you cause the apocalypse? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | I pushed the red button that said "DO NOT PUSH." How did you become the world champion? |
Adventurer  Posts: 263 Joined: 6 Jan 2009  | I bribed the other competitors. How did you fix your RROD? |
Adventurer Posts: 418 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | Simple, i replace the DDERLM module and used my BEPRL to recalibrate the PERLRMAO and bam it worked or in other words I don't have a fucking clue How did you shmiggle her shmahoyden? As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Master Looter  Posts: 2924 Joined: 30 Jun 2008   | I'm Quagmire, what do you expect? |
Adventurer Posts: 418 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | cause EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE BIRD How did you kill Hitler As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | mitt die wunderwaffen! How did you fit ten angels on the head of a pin? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer Posts: 418 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | by taking the eleventh one off How did you find the treasure As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | By following the conveniently placed map. How did you know it was all an illusion? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | By realizing you're all figments of my imagination in the first place. How did you find out when the world ends? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer Posts: 418 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | I am an Immortal being doomed to live through the entire history of the universe, over and over again How did you know it ended? As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I saw it on Fox News. How did you sit through the Glenn Beck show? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Taped my eyes shut. How did you kill a pack of wolves with your bare hands? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Let me introduce you to my hands: this is Murder and this one is Butcher How did you get a cool hat? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | I stole it from the Tomb of Winston Churchill. How did you survive the 1,000 foot drop? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I put a mattress in the bottom. How did you find the Lost Ark? |
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With duct tape, lotsa lotsa duct tape.
How did you kill JFK?