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Power Leveler  Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3954 Joined: 19 Sep 2009     | Many months of training...and a forklift. How did you sneak a Jaguar in through Airport security? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I told them it was a set of golf clubs. How did you find the Holy Grail? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009   | I asked for directions. How did you defeat Cthulhu? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I called Jack Bauer. How did you get rid of Jack Bauer? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3954 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Told him that America is in trouble again. How did you fly? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | I was launched from a catapult. How did you survive the lair of the Giant Ant Queen? |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009   | I hooked her up with the Giant Ant King. How did you sink my battleship? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3954 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | By saying B06. How did you pull that rabbit from your hat? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | By cramming one in there when you weren't looking. How did you win the lottery? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3954 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I bribed the lottery announcers. How did you land on the moon? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2397 Joined: 11 Mar 2009    | I was made of 90% helium. How did you figure out how much a wood chuck could chuck? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1235 Joined: 22 Sep 2009   | It was a trick question. The answer was 'meat'. How did you put the bop in the bop bop shoowap? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | With a hammer and lots of elbow grease. How are you still alive?! That explosion should've killed you! |
Adventurer  Posts: 418 Joined: 24 Sep 2009    | The Trigger shorted How did you find El Dorado As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3019 Joined: 25 Jul 2009    | How can you eat that shit? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I have no taste buds. How could you be so mean? |
Adventurer  Posts: 264 Joined: 29 May 2009  | It's easy when you're a heartless mutant alien from the planet... forget it. How did you put out the sun?? I'M AN ASSASSIN |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Let me direct you to the empty crater with millions of dead fish that used to be the Pacific Ocean. How did you take the Pacific Ocean? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4087 Joined: 23 Dec 2008    | I used a giant water basin airlifted by an army of helicopters. How did you repair your computer? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I just kicked it around till it started working again. Works every time. How did you brake my computer? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I just kicked it around til it stopped working again. How did you know it was me? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Simple. You're the only one here who smells like a farmhouse. How did you manage to punch Napoleon in the gut and get away with it? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1491 Joined: 17 Jul 2009    | I used a bat, not my fists, against his shins.(insert random Scout comment here.) The rest is history. How did you find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Patience, my good man, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!!! How did you avoid answering this question? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1913 Joined: 13 Jun 2009  | ... How did you succeed in your awesomeness? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Patience, my good man, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!!! See? A useful phrase for any situation! How did you know you were a crack whore? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Patience, my good man, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!!! See, now I'm just disturbed, thus disproving your theory. How did you avoid the goblin hordes? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Patience, my good man, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!!! Oh, I think the theory still holds, no matter how disturbing How did your tongue get like a bullwhip? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Patience, my good man, patience. AND YEARS OF TRAINING FROM SOMEONE WHOSE TONGUE WAS NOT UNLIKE A BULLWHIP!!! How did you defeat Communism? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Patience, my goo...Fine, I'll do something different. Fortitude, my pleasant sir, fortitude. AND A FIST LIKE A HAMSTER! How do you stand talking to me? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Insanity, my cheesy walrus, insanity. AND A MIND LIKE A TOAD IN A BLENDER! How do you do that one thing, you know, with the thing, and the other thing? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Somehow, stranger, somehow. AND A DOOHICKEY LIKE A WHATCHAMACALLIT! How do you stand being incontinent? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | I don't, I sit. How do you keep your moustache from strangling you to death in the night? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5655 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I slip some Valium into its evening tea. How do keep from laughing hysterically at the homeless? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
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The plane hadn't taken off.
How did you lift a plane all by yourself?