Aren't you that guy who may be slightly drunk and thinking it has something to do with me?

^{Quick, hide the pills!}

Aren't you the guy who drugged me?

^{I'm onto you...}

Aren't you that guy who's onto us?

^{Quick! Shoot him with the tranq!}

Aren't you that fellow who forgot about me while I was still new?

^{I'm onto you! I real-- Zzz}

Aren't you that guy who I am now putting in a car crusher?

^{He knows too much, Chinchy!}

Aren't you the guy who I bitchslapped for putting me in a car crusher?

^{Clearly, you haven't seen that bitchslapping is a side effect of tranquilizer!}

Aren't you that guy who is somehow still alive?

^{BURN IT, BURN THE WITCH!!!!}

Aren't you that guy calling for the burning of the witch?

^{Clearly we must solve this with the BFG 9000.}

Aren't you the guy who wants to shoot me with an effing big gun?

^{Well, if I'm a witch, then I command Sas to move that gun into his sardine&hawtbutsecks mind.}

Aren't you that guy who forgot a simple rule about me?

MY NAME IS SYLAR!!!!

^{Yep...I have telekinesis to stop that gun pointing at me.}

Aren't you the guy forgetting that Sylar only works as an excuse when the other person knows who that is...

^{I maintain the fact that he reminds me of Rick Mercer.}

Aren't you that guy who has no idea who Sylar is?

^{Come on...everyone knows friendly, caring, not in any way a psycho guy who can steal other peoples powers by probing the brain after cutting the top of their skull off Sylar. He's a nice guy, just misunderstood.}

Aren't you that guy reminded of Rick Mercer?

^{The hell is a Rick Mercer?}
Aren't you that guy totally lying about himself?

Aren't you that guy who doesn't know who Rick Mercer is?
_{Have you been living under a rock in a hole for the past ten years?}

Aren't you that guy well educated in Canadian comedians?

^{Thank you! I was starting to think no one knew who he was around here!}

Aren't you that guy who expects me to be aware of Canadian comedians?

^{I could probably count all the comdeians names that I actually know on both hands.}

Aren't you that guy who doesn't know any comedians?

^{To shame, Chinchy. Rick Mercer is awesome.}

Aren't you that guy who has yet to prove Rick Mercer is as awesome as you claim?

Aren't you that guy who dosen't know that Colin Mochrie is greater that Rick Mercer?

Aren't you that guy who's still crying tears of joy?

^{You're going to dehydrate yourself at this rate.}

Aren't you still that zombie?

(I drink lots of water, so there.)

Aren't you that guy with the delicious looking brains?

Aren't you the guy with no brains at all?

Aren't you that guy with blue fire coming out of his head?

Aren't you that space-worm?

Aren't you guy that just came up with today's WTF moment?

Aren't you that guy who made the flames on his avatar blue for some reason?

Aren't you the guy that doesn't notice that there's also a halo over my avi's head?
^{don't you know someone else who has a Halo?}

Oh, yes, of course I do! But as far as I'm aware, his head isn't blue and on fire... Unless...

Aren't you the illegitimate child of Hades and the Angel Gabriel?

Aren't you the guy who clearly has me mistaken for someone else?

^{No, Phil's head does not spout blue flames, but i made them blue to show that it's not evil. Also it's my Halloween avatar. See if you can figure out the joke!}

Aren't you that guy who often gets mistaken for flaming popcorn?

^{Including me, at first glance... I'm ashamed.}

Aren't you that guy ashamed of being right?

^{Nope, that's exactly what he is. No mistakes here.}

Aren't you the guy ashamed of being wrong?

^{HA! Not Anymore!}

Aren't you that guy who doesn't realize my word is truth?

^{So now you're flaming popcorn at a higher temperature. I see.}

Aren't you the guy that should mentioning water rather than popcorn?
^{I know i would.}